Pages

Saturday, June 18, 2011

The Mosquitoes are Smarter Out Here

A humorous post on my facebook wall that must be addressed:
"I enjoyed your observation about flies. Unfortunately, the same can not be said about mosquitoes."
 I don't know if they are smarter out here but two things are for sure.  1) They are hungrier and 2) They are numerous and well-organized.  Nebraska in June means lots of "skeeter" bites no matter where you live in the state, but it seems like out in the country they are more organized.

City Mosquitoes are mostly loners, they hunt for themselves.  They don't go to church or support religion, government or team sports (they prefer tennis or golf).  Country stingers are team players and always want to work together for the greater good.  One goes down, they call a medic and see if he can be brought back to health.  They are well-polished, rehearsed unit of blood-sucking.

This may be myth, but I don't think so.  Let the debate begin!

(Speaking of Facebook, feel free to follow us by clicking on the facebook badge on the left wall)

No comments:

Post a Comment